Breaking News: Bandwidth hogs busted, virgins are proud, and a law student uses Tolkien as final exam prep tool.

• Charlie.nu: FBI Raids Youngsters At Gunpoint Over Bandwidth – This is nuts.
• MSNBC: Choosing Virginity — A New Attitude: Fewer teenagers are having sex. As parents and politicians debate the merits of abstinence programs, here’s what the kids have to say
• I bet you never thought you could find “solicitation, conspiracy, trespass to land, larceny, attempted murder, assault, trespass to chattel, implied-in-fact contract, false imprisonment, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress, promissory estoppel, and negligence” in LOTR. Sua Sponte did.