Crummychurchsigns.com (thanks to Diary of an Arts Pastor for this link)

Here are a couple of my favorites…

Come get your freak on for Jesus

I’m Everybodys Homey – God

For all you do, His blood’s for you

God sent his Son to earth. Where is He sending you?

Parking for church business only. Violators will be baptized.

My favorite local church sign (which seems to show up several places periodically) — “Your choice for eternity? Smoking or not smoking”

Seriously though, do churches really believe that the masses are going to find their cliche-ridden innane (and often judgmental) signs appealling?