Quotable Quotes

    Here are some quotes from a fellow Cherokee Indian and Oklahoman, Will Rogers:

    The following quotes were found at: The Official Will Rogers Website

      I never met a man I didn’t like.

      My ancestors didn’t come over in the Mayflower–they met the boat.

      Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

      The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

      I have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this–no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

      Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.

      The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce we could use the boulevards for children’s playgrounds.

    The following quotes were found at: The Quotations Page

      I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

      I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

      The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that’s out always looks the best.

      There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on senators.

      There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

      You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.