From this week’s Austin Chronicle…

  • 13th Annual ‘Austin Chronicle’ Hot Sauce Festival — I wish I was there.
  • Weed Watch
      . . . As it turns out, the Illicit Drug Anti-Proliferation Act — formerly called the RAVE Act — wasn’t the only dastardly provision snuck into the feel-good measure to create a national system for locating missing children. The so-called Feeney Amendment, authored by freshman Rep. Tom Feeney, R-Fla., effectively eliminates the ability of federal judges to use any discretion in sentencing defendants — by authorizing U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft to report to Congress any judges that continue to exercise judicial discretion. This congressionally mandated tattling prompted Manhattan federal District Judge John Martin Jr. — an appointee of the elder Bush — to tender his resignation in June. “The Justice Department is telling us that every defendant should be treated in the same way, that there should be no flexibility to deal with individuals,” Martin told The Wall Street Journal.