My sun sign’s reading at Free Will Astrology is quite a hoot this week…

The wife of pro baseball pitcher Kris Benson has made public her desire to experience a wide array of erotic diversity while remaining faithful to her husband. “I would like to have sex with Kris in every major league stadium in North America,” Anna Benson told the press. She’s your role model for the coming week, Gemini. Your assignment is to expand the variety and explore the frontiers of your familiar pleasures.

I must say that I’m pleased to see that the stars say I should be a hedonist this week, but the problem is that I’m a pretty lousy hedonist. Oh well.

What makes it more interesting is that my rising sign’s horoscope pretty much send the exact opposite message (for those of you who are wondering, the sun sign is your primary ruling sign, while secondary to those is your rising and moon signs, the rising sign governing your public face to the world while your moon sign governs your private side — or at least that is my very limited astrological knowledge)